s-neiser

yes-i-am-lucifer:

You just know nobody is reblogging this for the dog

assholes-and-elbowss

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
awkwardphoenix
welcomethefallen:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS


Free lightning tattoos, everyone has,them whether they know it or not hell i have them on my arms because i have big fucking arms.I have them on my  sides because i used to be quite overweight, and when i was fit and completely skinny  i had them beforehand from just simply growing into my body and building muscle. Stretchmarks are the subdermal scartissue of literally your skin stretching. It’s something literally unavoidable. Like in  most people, cellulite.Fun fact: guys get all of this too, AND it can happen to anyone. Personally. I don’t mind them, neither do most guys either, we find them fun to kiss too. Or use them as paths for when we trail our fingertips along your body.All in all stretchmarks are natural, and kinda a blessingSo never be ashamed of them.

welcomethefallen:

therainssmallhands:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

FREE LIGHTNING TATTOOS

Free lightning tattoos, everyone has,them whether they know it or not
hell i have them on my arms because i have big fucking arms.
I have them on my sides because i used to be quite overweight, and when i was fit and completely skinny i had them beforehand from just simply growing into my body and building muscle. Stretchmarks are the subdermal scartissue of literally your skin stretching. It’s something literally unavoidable. Like in most people, cellulite.
Fun fact: guys get all of this too, AND it can happen to anyone.

Personally. I don’t mind them, neither do most guys either, we find them fun to kiss too. Or use them as paths for when we trail our fingertips along your body.
All in all stretchmarks are natural, and kinda a blessing

So never be ashamed of them.